How to get free muffins from Mimi's Cafe:
1. On a weekday, pull into the parking lot at 10:55 pm. 5 minutes before they close.
2. Walk in alone (it is very important that you not take a friend) at precisely 10:58 pm. Do this with full knowledge that you will be striking fear into the hearts of all the staff.
3. After giving the host a moment to consider his fear and loathing, give him winning smile and say something like, "Oh don't worry, I just want to get a few muffins to go."
4. Continue to flirt with the host.
5. Everyone will be so relieved that you are not there to eat that they will find you muffins and send you away with them on the house.
6. Take the most marvelous muffins on the planet home and enjoy!