Sunday, June 10, 2007

Mimi's Muffins For Free

How to get free muffins from Mimi's Cafe:

1. On a weekday, pull into the parking lot at 10:55 pm. 5 minutes before they close.

2. Walk in alone (it is very important that you not take a friend) at precisely 10:58 pm. Do this with full knowledge that you will be striking fear into the hearts of all the staff.

3. After giving the host a moment to consider his fear and loathing, give him winning smile and say something like, "Oh don't worry, I just want to get a few muffins to go."

4. Continue to flirt with the host.

5. Everyone will be so relieved that you are not there to eat that they will find you muffins and send you away with them on the house.

6. Take the most marvelous muffins on the planet home and enjoy!


ellesappelle said...

I did that at KFC once or twice. Very successfully. But now that KFC tastes horrible and greasy to me, I'm very jealous that you have a fantastic muffin shop in your area!

Stacy said...

Shameless! :)

heidikins said...

Brilliant! I'm trying it.


Diane said...

Lovely idea, but that's usually too late to be out for me. I'm usually sound asleep by then.

The carrot muffin is my favorite.

LEstes65 said...

Hmmm...wonder if that will work at my favorite taco place. Although, that would be a bit messier...

lizzie said...

you sneaky one