Monday, April 09, 2007

My Life According to Google

Allie has tagged me with a fantastic meme. Just google your name along with "needs" and voila! Everything becomes clear in an instant! Here are my results:

Jennie needs our backing to beat scourge. That's right. I don't understand why I'm not getting more support in overcoming my drug addiction. I expected more from the blogosphere.

Jennie needs encouragement to clean her teeth properly. I try so hard, but sometimes I just can't make myself do it. Like google says, please encourage me.

Jennie needs time to process instructions so give her time to respond. Right, so be patient if I don't immediately follow your good advice in overcoming bad hygiene and drugs.

Jennie needs to milk the cows. Sorry cows, I'll get on that... someday.

Jennie needs your vote! At this time I'd like to announce that I'm officially running for... most rockin' awesome blogging triathlete in America. Feel free to cast your votes multiple times.

Jennie needs a special home that can commit her to rehabilitation. Only because I'm not getting the backing I need to beat my drug scourge.

I'll tag Heidi (fellow Google addict), Diane, and Hot Bawdy.


Sossy said...

We gotta be clean, we gotta be clean, aaaa-aaaahhh...

Andrea Jolene said...


Stacy said...

Jennie, I think the cows are getting uncomfortable carrying around all that milk. Have some sympathy.

LEstes65 said...

But it's not really all that surprising that your dental hygiene has fallen by the wayside. I mean, most addicts have just horrid teeth (because I'm just oh-so-close with so many addicts - NOT).

I do feel bad for the cows. That's an utter disgrace.

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

ellesappelle said...

:D I love it. It's funny how almost everyone's fundamental instability has been exposed with this meme.