Putting the Mole in Whack-A-Mole

The last few months have not been easy ones. It seems I've been the mole in an intense game of emotional whack-a-mole with no end in sight. To my credit however, I have struggled to stay in the game, kept going even when I was being sledgehammered to death. Unfortunately, the last blow has been dealt and I'm officially raising my white flag. Crying uncle. Calling it quits. Congratulations team sledgehammer for a game well played.

In two weeks time I'm outta here. Goodbye Utah, land of jell-o, conservative politicians, and extended whack-a-mole.